Anonymous said: Is she pretty?
Yeah she is
Anonymous said: Why don't you just date her? If she loves you and you're single..
She lives in Florida and I live in texas
Anonymous said: But you love her?
Yeah and I love you too. And dogs and pizza and blowjobs.
Anonymous said: Your girlfriend?
Nah I’m single af
Anonymous said: Who was that drunk text from?
My friend Rosalyn
I just wanna have a nice body and lots of sex.
While eating what I want when I want.
"There’s no way to keep in touch with certain people. You wonder how long something can last. Pretty sure most people don’t think about that, but who the fuck is laughing now?”
(Source: oliverdalston, via de-xth)
Anonymous said: Would you ever date a short, punk rock girl who is sort of average and has short hair and is me?
Of course, anon c:
Leave a ‘would you ever’ in my ask
(Source: desdemonosa, via kisses-with-sherlock)
my life is one big “wow ok”